A Java Mobile Edition port of the BOFH Excuse Server

The original Bastard Operator From Hell-style Excuse Server, written by Jeff Ballard, can be found here. While bored, I wrote a Java Mobile Edition port, so you can get the same excuses from a mobile phone or similar device.

• JAR file - this is the actual software. It's provided freely, and with no warranty, use at your own risk. MD5 sum of the JAR file: 4575cd19789e4c29d1de5538d8d747e4.
• JAD file - the descriptor of the above JAR, required for some phones
• Sources - and here are the sources (if you don't know and trust me, compile these yourself to create the same application).